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im making an okcupid profile and
if only this applied to real life
Reblogged purely to make Amanda smile.
Now you see why my warnings against reading do not exclude comics.
Tag ur great gatsby spoilers it’s only been out for niNETY YEARS
The oldest drinking straw in existence, found in a Sumerian tomb dated 3,000 B.C.E., was a gold tube inlaid with the precious blue stone lapis lazuli.
keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
like really, very close
intimately close
so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck
and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation?
turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.
make out with your enemies.
your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out
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here have this thing